So you want me to tell you about the best curriculum to use for your 1st, 7th, pre-K or 82nd grader?ย  Uh-uh! Oh no, sister!ย  Youโ€™re going to have to figure all that out on your own!ย  Set me up for that kind of โ€ฆ. mutter, scoff, mumbleโ€ฆ vicious attack and ridiculeโ€ฆmutter, mumbleโ€ฆpencils and protractors hurled at my math preferencesโ€ฆ..mumble, snortโ€ฆ.too much money, phewโ€ฆ.not enough creative controlโ€ฆ.blah, blahโ€ฆ.creation vs.uncle and aunt apeโ€ฆ..Lord, no! Iโ€™d rather discuss how to build walls and burn bridges with Trump or how to avoid pesky government spam with Hillary!

There are brave and possibly bored insomniac label-loving, categorizing bloggers who will break things down for you as best as they can into religious, secular, teaching styles, desired time schedules, classical, eclectic, year-round, self propelling, hands-on, hands-off, requires both hands and a whip, etc. Which is great and very helpful.ย  So, get reading.ย  There are a bajillion descriptions and reviews of curriculum on the web. Do your own homework! I spent months of late nights, early mornings, andย caffeine highsย reading and comparing, and Iโ€™ll not cheat you out of such fun.

And Iโ€™ll not have you being lazy and taking my word for it, then end up being less than satisfied, andย thus returnย to burn me at the stake for wasting your time and money because you read about something awesome when you finally decided to crack a homeschool forum. See, Iโ€™ve read all that already and I chose what I chose because I liked it best for my kids. Jokes on you, my friend.

Maybe we should just go back to the dawn of our rebellion against the institution and instead of calling it โ€œHomeschoolingโ€ we should just rename it โ€œDo Your Thang,โ€ that way we declare our freedom and still sound kind of chill. Because, lets be honest, weโ€™re not exactly a united bunch marching to the same goal.

Aaaah! Put your finger down, and donโ€™t interrupt. Yes, I know weโ€™re all working towards happy, well adjusted, successful, smart graduates.ย  But I guarantee my idea of smart and well adjusted is different than many homeschool moms out there.ย  Letโ€™s not argue the details.ย  Thatโ€™s the point.ย  You march East and Iโ€™ll march West.ย  And I canโ€™t tell you how to march East if I donโ€™t like the sun in my eyes in the morning when Iโ€™m drinking my coffee.

First and foremost, youโ€™ve got to figure which direction youโ€™re going to march. You might find a few heading that direction too. But beware creating a band, cause as soon as you bond over a good writing curriculum, theyโ€™ll break formation and veer South.ย  You donโ€™t have to feel abandoned.ย  Remember, โ€œDo Your Thang.โ€ย  March in a zigzag if itโ€™s your โ€œThang.โ€

It also seems that everyone in the world is looking to either fight or be a victim of something these days. And this has spilled over into the homeschooling world as well. When you start reading those reviews Iโ€™ve assigned for your homework, just you wait! ย Every other review will contradict the one before.

Saxon math will bore your children to tears.

Saxon math is the best because is spirals and concepts are not forgotten.

Saxon math is not fair to visual learners because the print is so dull.

Saxon math is to blame for childs stammer and lack of confidence in his marriage.

You get the idea.

You have an opinion and a thousand people are lined up to tell you why youโ€™re wrong. Newsflash, opinions canโ€™t be wrong.ย  Donโ€™t get your paperclips in a knot!ย  Just point your direction and โ€œDo Your Thang.โ€

Iโ€™ve told some close homeschool friends what we use for curriculum when they were desperate for help getting started. But, I always throw a disclaimer in the book bag:

This curriculumย is what works for us today. I reserve the right to disagree with myself tomorrow and deny anything I claim to be true today as pertains to the usage of the aforementioned curriculum with or without a warning or a book burning.

Oh, and Saxon math rocks!

“If You’re Going to Suck, Suck With Gusto.” And you can quote me on that.

When we watched the video later, he actually said he should have listened to me and practiced a little before the concert And then when it quit snowing in our kitchen, he said, “We still sounded awesome, huh? And I said: “You don’t have to be perfect to be awesome.”

Yes, My Kids Have Asked to go to School

And it was like being stabbed in the heart with the pretty blue math compass I bought him for 5th grade math! “… I just wanted to see what middle school is like and meet some new friends.” …I’m not protecting him. I’m providing him with an alternate route with which to emerge having lost none of himself.

Handwriting and Other Homeschool Torture Devices

Sometimes I just sit around thinking up ways I can provoke my kid’s groans and hissy fits, so I can make my day especially obnoxious, long and unbearable. A day filled with carefully calculated ways to be griped at and made to feel mean and overbearing. Because that is what it’s all about. Me making their lives miserable.

Oh Ya, We All Know “That” Homeschool Family

Legend has it that the 12 or some odd children, though illiterate and poorly spoken, were nonetheless able to quote the Bible by book, chapter and verse and without dropping the piece of straw they gritted between their maligned teeth…they shield their faces from strangers who might try and engage them. Socially. Their story has become infamous and an albatross around many of our necks.

Man Learns He’s Going to be a Father, What Happens Next is Startling

It is almost too shocking to write down… Of all the ways he could have reacted, actions he could have taken, his response would be deemed excessive by many, to say the least. Are you ready for it? Brace yourself. When this man heard the life altering news of his sentencing into fatherhood he…

Chalk it Up, Before the Wind Changes

But know that, like anything warm and wonderful, it won’t last. However, the art is in the making of the memory. The smiles and fun shared are etched into the heart and take on a sweet forlorn hue.

Top 25 Homeschool Memes Hifalutin Homeschool Truth, Humor, and Inspiration

Top 25 homeschool memes! The best hifalutin sarcasm and laughs! Rebuttals for naysayers, inspiration for the unsure, and memes of motivation to share!

Perfectly Inadequate to Homeschool

You are completely inadequate to homeschool, according to the world. Don’t be intimidated. Your natural ability to instruct your kids along with your will to succeed, and the simplicity to do so, cannot be reproduced in mass. And that is intimidating to the system. And your authority and mandate to homeschool comes from higher power.

The Ten Commandments of a Homeschool Mom

“…choosing to ignore or break any of the following commandments could result in a 15lb weight gain, wrinkles, torn cuticles, a twitching eye, split ends, a missing husband, hemorrhoids, chin hairs, or worse…all loss of confidence and a return to the carpool line from whence you fled.”

Dear 12 Year Old Girls, My Son Feels as Awkward as You About Your New Body

Do the guys a favor and don’t point out the obvious. They are completely aware you are towering over them. They see the adult world and know that they are supposed to be bigger and stronger. The knife is already in their side, you don’t have to twist it. …they are literally eye level with your training bras. How mortifying! But for who really?

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