The Homeschool 12 Days of Christmas look a little different in every science project-covered hearth and home. Whether you plow through academically, take the month off and veg out on kale chips and Christmas movies, or volunteer for every toy drive and soup kitchen in a 50 mile radius, this song is for you…

On the 1^st day of Christmas my homeschooler said to me…
Please no more unit studies!

 

On the 2^nd day of Christmas my homeschooler said to me…
Time for second breakfast.
And please no more unit studies!

 

On the 3^rd day of Christmas my homeschooler said to me…
Let’s bake some kale chips.
Time for second breakfast.
And please no more unit studies!

 

On the 4^th day of Christmas my homeschooler said to me…
Where’s my calculator?
Let’s bake some kale chips.
Time for second breakfast,
and please no more unit studies!

 

On the 5^th day of Christmas my homeschooler said to me…
♫ NOT ANOTHER DOC-U-MEN-TARY! ♫
Where’s my calculator? Let’s bake some kale chips.
Time for second breakfast.
And please no more unit studies!

 

 

On the 6^th day of Christmas my homeschooler said to me…
Can we get a goat?
♫ NOT ANOTHER DOC-U-MEN-TARY! ♫
Where’s my calculator? Let’s bake some kale chips.
Time for second breakfast.
And please no more unit studies!

 

On the 7^th day of Christmas my homeschooler said to me…
(Something in sign language…?)
Can we get a goat?
♫ NOT ANOTHER DOC-U-MEN-TARY! ♫
Where’s my calculator? Let’s bake some kale chips.
Time for second breakfast.
And please no more unit studies!

 

On the 8^th day of Christmas my homeschooler said to me…
 Santa, send us books.
(Something in sign language…?) Can we get a goat?
♫ NOT ANOTHER DOC-U-MEN-TARY! ♫
Where’s my calculator? Let’s bake some kale chips.
Time for second breakfast.
And please no more unit studies!

 

On the 9^th day of Christmas my homeschooler said to me…
Felicem natalem Christi!
Santa, send us books.
(Something in sign language…?) Can we get a goat?
♫ NOT ANOTHER DOC-U-MEN-TARY! ♫
Where’s my calculator? Let’s bake some kale chips.
Time for second breakfast.
And please no more unit studies.

 

On the 10^th day of Christmas my homeschooler said to me…
Math isn’t merry.
Felicem natalem Christi! Santa, send us books.
(Something in sign language…?) Can we get a goat?
♫ NOT ANOTHER DOC-U-MEN-TARY! ♫
Where’s my calculator? Let’s bake some kale chips.
Time for second breakfast.
And please no more unit studies.

 

On the 11^th day of Christmas my homeschooler said to me…
Can we take the month off?
Math isn’t merry.
Felicem natalem Christi! Santa, send us books.
(Something in sign language…?) Can we get a goat?
♫ NOT ANOTHER DOC-U-MEN-TARY! ♫
Where’s my calculator? Let’s bake some kale chips.
Time for second breakfast.
And please no more unit studies.

 

On the 12^th day of Christmas my homeschooler said to me…
Put this on my transcript.
Can we have the month off? Math isn’t merry.
Felicem natalem Christi! Santa send us books.
(Something in sign language…?) Can we get a goat?
♫ NOT ANOTHER DOC-U-MEN-TARY! ♫
Where’s my calculator? Let’s bake some kale chips.
Time for second breakfast.
And please no more unit studies.

Merry Christmas!
Stay weird and homeschool on!

 

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